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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on October 1, 2026 at 4:49 pm

Thank you for always following along, for showing up, hitting refresh, and checking what's new around here. Truly, it means a lot. 

Here's the good news: you can officially retire the refresh button. We now have a proper way to come to you, and to give you a little nudge whenever there's something new on the Retroembassy.

Pick whichever suits your phone,  both take about ten seconds, and both come straight from us:
  • Android, grab the app. Your phone might warn you because we're not on Google Play (it's by design, to keep the developer private, the page explains it).
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Apple iOS
Add us once, and we'll let you know whenever there's an update on our side. Think of it as us knocking on your door, instead of you forever checking the window. Thanks for sticking around,  see you in your notifications.
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Evan Evan wrote on September 30, 2026 at 7:48 pm

I'm very optimistic about Neo's X1 robot integrations with third party AI.
I think they'll make the robot far more productive and give it real persistence on tasks around the house.
That frees up my time for what actually lifts my spirits: being out in nature, and being with the friends who've always followed along and responded.


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Stepping!






Walk in a river

bohorainbow11
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Evan Evan wrote on September 27, 2026 at 3:27 pm

It's Icecream Season 
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on September 26, 2026 at 3:13 pm

Friends, thank you for always including me in your thoughts and your art. 
That's the true point.  
So being an ashtray for a moment in someone's art in an open ended and descentesizd environment still carries a lot of honor. 
asset47
There are moments in our lives where we fall short, tied down, rigid, unfocused, but our hearts and memories still stream like it's the first day of the planet. 
So living as whatever in someone's art is still incredible value, which carries a presence of you from the creator.
 
Nobody has ever blamed morgana from trollhunters in real life, because morgana lived in the art piece, and nobody knows who she really is in real life. 
Having said that, recently people have confused me with meta's new notorious muse, thinking that's me flooding their screens. 
Actually No, but fingers crossed, i might be the first UK's AI model. 
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on September 24, 2026 at 4:25 am

Gas is at all time high, I am at all time busy. 
None of it matters. 
2027 is coming and I have to be ready 
Highlights on my avatar! 
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Evan Evan wrote on September 17, 2026 at 6:59 pm

Aww switching to blue hours means the park closes in 3 hours.

Even the park by my house has this sign posted, moral of the story is to not get stuck on your set list.
Go find love.
asset9

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Evan Evan wrote on September 16, 2026 at 5:23 pm

Putting this out there, if a romantic encounter occurred between single me and any of you, i'll be using an alias for the public and expect the same professional courtesy.


valentine14


Terms void once miley's new song drops tonight.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.


recurso10




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Evan Evan wrote on September 10, 2026 at 9:20 pm

We've got some flavors

Beware of the sexy ladies!

Some interesting outfits match with an icecream flavor, a little long distance unity so everyone feels part of the party.

It's fashion week, so you won't be judged just by taste buds. we're chasing that fashion flavor combo that hits like pure bliss.

Winner announced in a couple of days.

Flavors we've got so far:

Tiramisu
Black Sesame
Wild Blueberry
HomEmade Vanilla


Only 2 days left, come on in, check your closets for that perfect flavor and don't stay stuck in your songbook!!
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Evan Evan wrote on September 8, 2026 at 1:33 pm

Always trying to make myself a better sailor and still working hard like my daddy told me..!

So, genuine question for the crew!
Does getting a parrot boost my sailor aura, or is that getting a little too classic? bohorainbow13

A parrot seems like the obvious choice but maybe a whimsical actress is the more traditional upgrade?

Open to suggestions from the seasoned crew.



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Evan Evan wrote on September 7, 2026 at 1:56 pm

Entering the perfect season beside lake of america, new name, same lake, an approval stamp on the Gordon Howe Bridge. And here is its color match 0heart13

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Evan Evan wrote on September 5, 2026 at 5:33 am

Friends!! Stop hiding your flavors.

bohorainbow14
I'm throwing an ice cream night next weekend.


Bring your favorite flavour and share it with our other friends, we'll trade tastes & say no to addictions
bohorainbow15
Also, also, no need to bring out your secret fridge stash, just bring what you love and let's have a good night with us. recurso10


Best flavor by vote wins a jet ski.


valentine09


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Evan Evan wrote on September 5, 2026 at 3:38 am

Would you become an alcoholic at some bar to preserve your icecreams from your guests at home?
Asking the real questions this long weekend asset10
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Evan Evan wrote on September 3, 2026 at 9:21 am

POII: Strategic planning to get fed knowing my friend who's inviting me over has cherry ice cream in the fridge.
Bye recurso46


😂✨✨

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Evan Evan wrote on August 31, 2026 at 2:16 pm

Don't mind the wrinkles
last day of August, still raining, and apparently only my psychological attachment category is 'independent.'


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Evan Evan wrote on August 31, 2026 at 12:48 pm

Psychology says there's 4 attachment styles: secure, anxious, avoidant, disorganized.
Spent the week listening to therapists trying to find mine.
Turns out none of them quite fit, not because I'm closed off, just wired more 'independent' than the chart accounts for.
So instead of forcing myself into one of the four, I'm having premium AI models help build a style that's actually mine, brick by brick. Custom, not off the shelf.
And I'm not doing it solo, open to suggestions on fashion, nightlife, intimacy, all of it.
Genuinely interested in the people and connections that help shape it, I'll just be the one narrowing it down before it's final.
Presence built to match.

Here is a study workbook to find your prefabricated style!


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Evan Evan wrote on August 30, 2026 at 8:03 pm

Teddy bears get handed to kids as a promise of softness, cuddly, kind, gentle

Kids grow up. find out the bear was lying the whole time. mostly forgiven because the bear just sits there far away and never has to prove anything.

I'm the opposite deal. The truth is i'm everything the bear advertised and never delivered on.
Difference is I actually show up, with all my teddy's features, dressed better, and most importantly teaching lessons the bear never stayed awake for, while your teddy is half up watching.
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Evan Evan wrote on August 28, 2026 at 12:55 pm

Gemini has lost one of his roots.

Losing a root brings you back to the other roots you may have left behind.

Roots stay with us, even when we move forward.

That’s what the “Tandem at Rest” feels like.
As of today,
Aug28/2026 240th day of the year,
Retroembassy is running native, on its own platform.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on August 20, 2026 at 8:32 am

Regarding my previous post, to all the clients and fans who are actively waiting for this to happen and to take advantage of the elite services coming to this new platform, well, I have to tell you I’m going to be a little less philosophical about it from here on.

This is a long term plan that is still taking shape, and ultimately, it depends on the team and how we build it together.

And I definitely don’t want anyone coming back saying:

“Glassford, I read your retro five times and I still don’t know WTF you’re asking. Do not circle back on this.”

Exactly.

I’m in production mode now. That means less theory, fewer philosophical Q&As, more practicality, and more 'let’s actually build this and make it happen.'

In production mode, we take things as they are, put them into practice, learn through trial and error, adjust, tune, break, fix, and keep going until everything works the way it should.


We’re not trying to have the perfect answer before we start.

We start moving forward, and then we can question and figure out how to work around the corners.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on August 19, 2026 at 11:05 am

Everyone,

MH is closed, and with that chapter behind me, I’m no longer practicing public health services.

So, I’d like to reintroduce myself as Business Program Manager of TAPE.

Tape is a project that was buried more than a decade ago. It’s coming back from the grave and leaning toward execution.

Tape starts as a pipeline between multiple users and services: a mesh forming a secondary layer over the Internet, or essentially, an intranet of users and services.

The purpose is to create a controlled, private layer over the public Internet: a space where users, services, and providers can connect through a more deliberate and managed environment, with each endpoint assigned a secondary protocol address.

To prevent mirroring the open Internet, Tape establishes a trust boundary around the mesh. Services and users must be authenticated and validated through trusted certificates issued by an approved Certificate Authority (CA), such as "Let’s Encrypt" with set of rules and agreements.

This provides a mechanism to distinguish participating, verifiable services from arbitrary Internet endpoints and helps keep the network curated rather than becoming a replica of the public web.

The mesh starts with a curated set of services, while opening the door for other providers to join the ecosystem.

Mesh > Private Layer > Services > Ecosystem.

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Evan Evan wrote on August 18, 2026 at 11:18 pm

Some are very clever with all the math that conveys a logic.
Feels like a wireless charging station if I find myself within, I do the math and get charged, simple.
Especially with the power sharing feature: indirect charging / hand to hand. Those hit really hard like a supercharger
Speechless.
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